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Saturday, February 21, 2009

Bare Arms Against the Microwave

The end of the Microwave is Nigh!

My fellow Microwave Haters, welcome to the land of hypocrisy run by greedy corporations driven by profit and culinary mutilation. The microwaves own your life, the corporations let them own you, always held down by the power and allure of fast, convenient food!

We must attack the Microwave before they attack us , since everything they've done has been to harm us, destroy our pallet and add to our waist size. Better safe than sorry, better now than never, the weather is always good, for a Microwave Revolution together.

Microwaves are letting the worst succeed and the best be destroyed, no need to care, that will only slow you down into a poor man's void. We live in this Microwave world, controlled by the 'Man'.

Up with the people's power, down with the Microwaves hour. Let our freedom rise to make the Microwaves lives sour. We are the people, we are the difference, without us, they are nothing. We control their electricity supply. Time to give up an old Microwave for a new role in commencement. This is our time and our chance to pass, time for a change as the sand drops from the hourglass. Down with the Microwave, bring back to pots and pans!



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