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Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Kangaroo Soup

If this doesn't beat all, one week they, the Australian Government is telling Japan not to kill whales, and now they go and kill 400-kangaroos, don't they feel a little two-faced about this? If they were to kill them for soup or something, for the Aborigines, perhaps they could justify it, but because they want to keep insects alive and lizards you got to be on some Kangaroo high.

One week folks are killing whales, in the Anarchic, for whale steak, another week they are elephants for their tusks in the name of squeezing too many in to, too little a space, and the third week too many dogs in India, giving too many folks rabies, and they want to kill dogs, and now this, kangaroo via insects and lizards, what next? The animal human rights group must be putting on some miles these past two months.

But back to the premise, is not the Australian Government feeling a bit strange on this matter? Four-hundred kangaroos can make a lot of soup. They are kind though, they will not be shot to death, but a silent injection in the right place will put them to sleep so they never wake up. I would say they are a little kinder than the Japanese Whalers, although it is the same excuse, for the safety or betterment of mankind. We need to stop the pretense, and just be upfront, we like whale steaks, Elephant ivory, and hate nasty dogs, and kangaroos that make a nuisance of themselves.

I put this article under humor because it beats all, it is funny, but only in a logical way, that being, we tell others what to do with killing this and that, and then go home and kill whatever we want in the animal kingdom. It is like complaining about having a fly in your soup, and you get mad at the waitress for it, and go home and eat a dirty camel.