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Saturday, June 26, 2010

What If They Could Build Seat Specific Aircraft?

I'm comfortable on my lounge. I'm the same way on the floor in front of my TV. I'm even comfortable sitting at my work desk.

I'm not comfortable squeezed into a domestic low cost carrier economy seat. For the 98% of us who look for the cheapest seat to get us there, what alternatives do we have? Call me precious. Call me soft and call me a snob. Just don't subject my less than flexible limbs to the pretzel intricacies required for such flying.

Having recently flown on several low cost carriers, I'm here to tell you a chiropractor should be costed into the ticket price. How you would extricate yourself in an emergency is beyond me. Even if I was prepared to pay for a technologically infused and heated pizette, I couldn't physically fit it into my body. Monty Python jokes aside, I'd likely burst as I tried to squeeze the food into my mouth because there was no more room for anything. Big breathes were a challenge.

I see a bright future for specific seat size passenger jets.

Talljet. Thinjet. I'm on a diet fromNextweekjet. The list goes on and is only limited by the imagination of the marketing department and the need to find a niche market and isn't that what the airlines are looking for?

The airlines need to start thinking about differentiating themselves via the above. Thinjet will get you there in style in the ultra comfortable thin seats that guarantee you an armrest every time. What about the fittest of the fit flying on Fitness Firstjet, only wheat grass drinks and carrot sticks? Or a Weight Watchersjet? Or a Footballersjet that could be hosed out after each flight. There could even be Tripledeckerjets for vertically challenged passengers. Think about that height bar at Disneyland at the start of many rides. As long as you fit under this bar, you can fly on this plane. Three levels on the A380 is certainly not out of the question.

Specific information would need to be supplied and carried on your frequent flyer card. At the airport you would need to fit through a frame similar to what they have now for your carry on luggage to make sure you are boarding the right plane.


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