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Friday, August 15, 2008

Texas Humor - How to Live it Up in Texas

The fifth biggest state of the U.S is Dallas, a city in Texas. And there has never been a doubt about Texans loving their cities. They tend to be protective of who they are and what they have for all it's worth. The reverence of Texans to their hometown became the source of Texas humor. The accent that Texans have but fail to recognize don't make the situation better. While it's true that Texans speak the English language, it seems that you have to learn Spanish to understand it fully.

The traffic in Texas is and always has been a major Texas humor. Traffic has always been a problem in Dallas, as well as in all other major cities of Texas. Rush hours happen during the mornings and the afternoons, each lasting for 4 hours - except Fridays. When it's Friday, the rush hour lasts for 24 hours. So never think of going out in a trailer during Friday, unless of course, you have come prepared with things to while the time away. It is best that you don't drive. If you're not from Texas, you might need to unlearn all the traffic signs and laws you know. In Texas, everything is different. Even the road signs can't tell you where you are.

Traveling across town during rush hour entitles you to four hour's worth of scenic drive. It is like going to a cross-country escapade where you should pack your lunch and eat on the road. And to entertain yourself, you can use the scenes around you. Texans have their own special way to keep you entertained.

Look out of your window and you will see peculiar faces. The people on the sidewalk are live, breathing Texas humor, if you can say it that way. It is but common to see an old lady with blue hair. The teacher at a Sunday school has tattoos and a heavy black makeup. And the man that looked like a tramp with his dreadlocks is the millionaire driving a new, shiny Royce.

If you are caught in the Dallas traffic, you can try your luck in the different roads around the city. At the North Tollway, you can be a race car driver. It is the local version of the Nascar circuit there. If you're at the North Tollway, you have to run more than 80 mph. Any slower would merit you a bump on the rear. Don't stop on a yellow light either. It's okay to beat the red light for as long as it is still 5 seconds old. At the North Tollway, the general traffic rule is to hold on, step on the gas, and pray hard. Texas humor at its best, isn't it?

There are a lot of things people find amusing while in Texas. And they are all part of the humor that dominates the state. Needless to say, Texas is a very adventurous place to visit. Texas humor would teach you to be prepared to a whole new challenge.

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