Little Johnny jokes are by far the leaders in entertainment around friends.. Lets focus on Little Johnny classics without being rude! What made Little Johnny so famous? "Little Johnny is a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward thinking" Well, lets dig in and find out....

Little Johnny

Visiting his father -

Little Johnny was planning a visit to his father, he decides to pack most of his things in his little red wagon.

He was walking to his fathers house with his wagon behind him, when he came to this steep hill.

As he stared up the hill, out of frustration he was constantly swearing "This God damn wagon is so heavy"

The priest near by over heard Johnny and approached him. "You shouldn't be swearing" said the priest. "God's presence is everywhere, you should know."

Then Little Johnny says "Oh is he in my Wagon"

The priest replies "Yes Johnny God is in your Wagon he is present every where"

Little Johnny says "Well please tell him to get out and start pulling"

Little Johnny visiting mom -

Bright summers day Little Johnny came running into the house and asked his mom "Mommy, is it true little girls can have babies?" "Of course not my son" his mom replied.

Johnny all excited ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, "It's all okay, if we want we can play that game again!"

Little Johnny's IQ test -

Recently survey's show, and you'll be surprised that Little Johnny's IQ is, that's right a full 112. Now that's classed as a University grad student. So we decided to compare IQ's.

We setup a quick 10 question IQ test, guaranteed to be super fun for you to participate and prove that Little Johnny is for sure not going to beat you. I am sure you don't want be walking around all day thinking that Little Johnny had the upper hand! Prove us wrong, Prove Johnny wrong - Lets beat he's IQ!



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