Bill Gates went up to heaven and was met by St John. Seeing how he was so important, St. John gave him the option to go to Heaven or to Hell. Bill Gates said, 'What are they like?'

St John shows him Heaven, which is very nice with green fields and luxurious houses. Only you can't drink. Bill Gates asks to see Hell so St John shows him and it is exactly the same except that you can drink. So Bill Gates says, 'I'll go to Hell then'

About a month later St John returns to see how he is getting on and Bill Gates is working in the furnaces sweating and wishing he could drink anything let alone alcohol. He says to St John, 'Hell is nothing like what you showed me!'

St John replies, 'Well, that was only the demo version.'