Jerry Falwell was seated next to Bill Clinton on a recent flight. After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink orders.

Clinton asked for a whiskey & soda, which was brought and placed before him.

The attendant then asked the minister if he would also like a drink. The minister replied in disgust, 'Ma'am, I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore than let liquor touch these lips!'

Clinton then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, 'I'm sorry, I didn't know there was a choice. I'll have the same thing he's having.'