I think not. Then why is picking your nose so frowned upon?

Through my research, I have found that Kleenex was invented in 1926 and the handkerchief was invented sometime between 1384 and 1386. Prior to this how did one remove foreign objects from their noses? My guess would be with the most logical method they could conceive..... putting their finger up it. Everyone (yes, women included) that had a booger boulder would spasmodically excavate their nose with no shame whatsoever. I say pick away!

The only thing cooler than picking your nose is a snot missile. For those of you unfamiliar with the term, allow me to elaborate. A snot missile is accomplished by holding your finger, or preferably the knuckle of your index finger, as it looks cooler, to close one nostril and blowing as hard as you can through your nose to remove the object/objects from the other nostril. This is not only OK to do in public but my preferred method of mucus extraction. If you find yourself with a woman you are wanting to impress, plug a nostril and huff away because nothing screams "I'm a manly man!" like a snot missile.

Another point I should cover is that this can be played as a game if you are out with friends. The rules are simple. You alternate turns shooting snot missiles at unsuspecting targets. The scoring is as follows:

5 points for hitting other men. Men are only worth five points because they are the easiest targets, they won't be too grossed out by your lewd behavior, and unless they are a confrere in snot bombing, they will bow down to your exhibition of pure masculinity and superiority

10 points for hitting children. Children are worth a small amount of points because of their lack of ability to do anything about the incident. They only score higher then men because they are smaller and therefore harder to hit.

25 points for women. Now we are getting into some serious points. Women are worth twenty five points because their chance of being pissed off by being hit with your crude ammunition is pretty good and the risk of being beaten with a purse is great.

75 points for infants in a car seat or stroller. This is the big leagues now! I know you are thinking "Why so much? A child can't fight back.", but can you imagine how wrathful the mother will become? This should only be attempted by very agile people as the chance of a foot race is great.



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