Nasreddin wanted to plant pumpkins. He spread pumpkins seeds in his fields. He told his wife, " I will plant them in two gardens. One garden is for us, the other is for God. I will sell the harvest of God's pumpkins and give the money to orphanage and the poor people as our alms." "Amen," said his wife.

Then he planted his own pumpkin seeds on the very fertile garden but he planted the God's pumpkin seeds in the arid infertile garden. Several months later Nasreddin was disappointed to see his pumpkins did not grow well although he had planted them in the fertile garden.Many of them even died. On the other hand, he saw that the

God's pumpkins could grow well and had much more fruits.

Nasreddin decided to steal the God's pumpkins. The following night he prepared a big sack and broke into the God's garden. There he picked 20 big pumpkins and put them into the sack.

So far, he never realized that he has been followed by five men. They always kept an eye on him. When Nasreddin tried to find a rope to tie up the sack, he left the sack for a while. Quickly the five men stole the sack that was full of big pumpkins.

A moment later Nasreddin went back. He was very frightened to find that his sack was missing. Soon he ran home. He said to his wife,"He caught me red-handed. He had caught me red-handed while I was stealing His pumpkins".


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Nasreddin was working for a rich man. One day his master called him and said, " Nasreddin, come on in."

Nasreddin came in and sat in a chair. His master said further, " You are a very good man. But it's a pity that you are so slow in doing anything. You never do something at once. If I, for example, ask you to buy three eggs, you will go to the shop and go home with one egg. Then you go for the second egg and so forth."

"I'm sorry, Sir, I'm a fool. I won't do the same thing again in the future. I'll do everything at once."

Several days later, his master was sick. Nasreddin was asked to get a doctor.

When he came back, his master was surprised because he did not only get a doctor, but also many other men. He brought all into his master's bedroom.

"Excuse me, Sir. I got them already," he said.

"Got them? Who are they? I just asked you get a doctor," asked his master.

Then Nasreddin explained, "Excuse me, Sir. A doctor usually gives us a prescription. Here I get a medicine man who will make the medicine prescribed for you. And the medicine man, of course, will make the medicine from roots of plants. Here I get someone who sells the ingredients for such medicine. I also get a coal seller, because usually we boil the medicine first. And it needs coal."

"Who is the last?" said the master. He saw one more person in the room that had not been introduced yet.

"There is also a possibility that the doctor cannot help us. You may die, so I get grave digger. Sir, I do it at once."


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This is the Riverside Black Rock Telephone News Service calling, to let you know about something that is happening in the neighborhood the Sunday afternoon. There is going to be a Dixieland Band at the Line End Restaurant; yes a real live Dixieland Band. Every lady will get a rose and every man will have a chance to talk to Rose.

Rose likes Dixieland Music, so she will be there. Her husband played Dixieland in the south with the FBI during probation, he is still in the South. Dancing Don may be there, he's recuperating at home from a bump on the head. He is called so because if there is music going his feet are moving, even when conversing. Don is the only 5' 7" man in three states that can dance under a pool table. John Harold Lagomorpha, alias Bonny Ears, will be there. He is the man that takes care of the little rabbits that grade, size and color the eggs for the Easter Rabbit to hide in Riverside Park at Easter. I've tried to find out were he keeps the little rabbits, but he only tells me they cost a lot of money to feed.

I think he's trying to get me to buy him a drink. Door Knob Fritz will be there. If you can corner him you may get him to tell you were he gets the frequent black eye. He tells me he has BLACK CIRCLE EYE DISEASE. And Lieutenant Inspector Fusilier said he will be there. He is the famous Scotland Yard Detective that retired to Black Rock after the great Jack The Ripper Investigation in the 1800's. We know he will be there because he left his mark on a Riverside Park bench. We have this information because Tommy Toe, the Lieutenant's only worldly contact deciphered the mark for us. Tommy Toe has uttered this information to us: "Inspector Fusilier will be there, but he will not appear; he wants to save his appearances for hot summer evenings in Riverside Park behind the cemetery."

Moreover, the Inspector has instructed Tommy to inform the proprietors that the Inspector will hide his mark in the establishment. The finder will receive a prize from Inspector Fusilier. Tommy Toe will be there. He is a retired jewel thief and second story man. You will be able to spot him because he has a floating balloon gate. We thing that's a hangover from his working days. Boots the Doorman will be there, he won't come in unless someone opens the door for him, and he won't leave unless someone lets him out. Boots like mice. So, there you have it, interesting people, a prize, good Dixieland Music and there's no cover charge.

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