Kate's jacket was torn into bits and pieces. It all happened within a couple seconds. However, before I will tell you about...

...The disasters at home.

Brian, who isn't Brian Adams loves to whistle and he calls that singing. His room is like an old farm with plenty of trees. Trees have nests but the birds came from Mars or some other planet. The still whistle but it's more like a referee whistle.

That's why his neighbor Kate, wanted to grab him from his throat and place him inside a cage. That was a bit impossible but she wanted a revenge.

Luckily she figured out a way to get rid of Brian songs and his disastrous melodies. She saw an advert on the newspaper to adopt a cat. Within a day Kate's new cat, which was not familiar with people got also used to Brains bird-like whistles.

Monday morning, revenge was to begin. As soon as Brian heard the bell ringing there was Kate and her new cat. She didn't bother give her a name. The cat's job was to do a revenge only.

Her cat ran inside his house, running like road runner. No one bothered say anything until suddenly the cat vanished and there was not a sound anymore.

Both Kate and Brian went to take a look. The cat's mouth was larger than normal. Oh no, where's my hero ... (Apparently Brian also adopted a pet. Guess what pet he adopted!) A BIRD.

Poor Brian, he was doing singing lessons with his bird. In fact the cat was lying down on the musical pieces. (maybe she wanted to vomit the bird - I don't know) The cat lunch was not corn flakes or some cat food - quite different.

You see, your stupid cat, Brian told Kate whilst looking at the cat. Kate replied: the bird was anyways sick of your songs or whistles. Why bother?

The cat was still hungry though. She didn't felt right. Her stomach wasn't used to birds or feathers. Brian was desperately tired, his songs where damaged. His bird was gone.

Man think fast.

Brian wanted to eat the cat at all costs. (yes, he is stupid). The cat preferred to sit down and relax. Brian made a decision to eat the cat or try to bite her. Well, the cat quickly jumped and a 1500meters race began all over the house.

The cat wanted shelter so badly that she jumped on Kate and they fell on the ground. What a mess... Both Kate and the cat ran quickly outside of his house.

Very strange ending. This shows proof that sometimes man act like animals and vice versa. Kate was so please with her cat. Indeed the cat become her best friend after that HUG inside Brian's house.

They went for a competition for the best cat and won a sum of money. Next they changed house and they lived happily ever after. Brian was going to end in a zoo cause people phoned rescue cause they taught there was sick birds in the house.



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Upside Down Text or better known as Flipped Text is text that appears inverted on your computer screen. Unless you tilt your head 180°, do a handstand or turn your monitor upside down, it is moderately challenging to read this type of mirrored lettering from right to left.

Uses for Upside Down Text

* Post reviews and comments upside down on Social Bookmarking sites such as: Digg, StumbleUpon, Mixx, Reddit, Technorati and Delicious
* Display your humor and attract attention on popular dating sites such as: Match, eHarmony, True, Yahoo! Personals, JDate and LavaLife
* Spice up your profile on Social Networking sites such as: Facebook, Myspace, HOTorNOT, Bebo, Friendster, Hi5 and Orkut
* Write your thoughts upside down on blog sites such as: Blogger, Wordpress, Typepad and Livejournal
* Send flipped IMs thru IM clients such as: MSN Messenger, AIM, Google Talk, MyspaceIM and Meebo
* Use it in Forum Posts, Chat Rooms, Message Board Signatures and Online Guestbooks
* Webmasters can encrypt links to prevent website bandwidth leechers
* Make your eBay auction listing stand out with flipped subtitles
* Create strong passwords that are impossible to figure out
* Comment on YouTube videos upside down
* Type your 'Tweets' upside down in Twitter
* Have fun with your friends
* Make cool logos
* Get creative!

How does it work?

Letters are converted to unicode characters and symbols that look like text flipped upside down on the computer. Most of them come from the character sets "Latin Extended" and "International Phonetic Alphabet". Unfortunately there's no upside down numbers nor enough flipped capital letters, so lowerecase letters are the only options. Note: The 'rotated' text requires UTF-8 to be visible.

How can I Flip My Text?

Use any online upside down text generator to quickly flip text for various outlets on the world wide web. Just follow these 3 easy steps:

1. Write your text in the 1st box provided. Your words should automatically be flipped upside down in the 2nd box.
2. In order to utilize the funny backwards text, you must click the beginning of the sentence, hold your mouse down and drag across the entire line until it's fully highlighted. As the upside down text is highlighted; whether you're using a PC (or MAC), press and hold Control and C (Command and C) to copy the mirrored text.
3. Log in to your favorite site or application and paste your flipped text anywhere. To paste, simply press and hold Control and V (Control and V).


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My July article, "Praying for Deflation" was based on a news report that a church group had gathered near gas stations to pray for cheaper gas. They had prayed in May 2008; for a few weeks they had no success and I had ridiculed their efforts. However their prayers were ultimately answered, the price of gasoline started to fall and it has fallen by half from its peak. So they were right and I, the unbeliever, was wrong. In all humility, I apologize to this group.

Talking about humility, I do aver that I am an exceptionally humble person. In fact, come to think of it, there have been very few people who are as humble as me. If there was a Nobel Prize for humility, I would win hands down. Yes sir, when it comes to humility, I'm the greatest. However, I am sure you do not want to hear me boast about my humility, so let me return to the subject of invoking deflation. The prayer and its response need to be understood scientifically. There are a few notable points here.

For one thing, there was a delay of about 50 days between the prayers and the response. Now we can be reasonably sure that the Supreme One does not go on vacation (though it sometimes feels like it). Also we can safely assume that He does not procrastinate and allow His in-basket to pile up with stuff. So we can safely ascribe the 50 days delay to transmission time. Let's see, sound travels at seven hundred sixty five miles per hour, or 18,400 miles per day. In 50 days, sound would travel about 920,000 miles so we learn that God is almost a million miles from earth. Occasionally we hear reports about UFOs being sighted. Obviously, these are not aliens, but the Supreme himself, zooming in for a closer look. At His age, thousands, if not millions of years, it is understandable if his distance vision has deteriorated somewhat.

The second point is that there has been a miscommunication. While the intent was to pray for deflation in gas prices only, some of the faithful might have gone a little overboard and asked for everything to become cheaper. I am sure they meant to include food and necessities only but they might not have communicated it clearly. This has caused a terrible misunderstanding with the result that not only gasoline but ALL assets, ranging from housing to stocks and bonds to precious metals have suffered deflation. This has resulted in bank failures, millions of job losses and a looming depression. It is time for this congregation to regroup, this time at Wall Street and not at a Gas Station, and pray again. However, this time they need to be very specific and ask for deflation in gas prices and essential commodities while praying for inflation or at least appreciation, in assets. I am sure that thousands of Wall Street workers could join them. Their employers could give them a few minutes of time off from their daily schedule to attend these meetings. This would be a good investment and it might ensure their bonuses next year.

This raises another question. Some of the employees may be atheists and refuse to join in the prayers. Would their refusal be protected under the First Amendment or would it be considered insubordination and therefore subject to disciplinary action? Further, if the financial picture improves and the companies become profitable, would these employees be eligible for the resulting bonuses?

In any case, it has become clear that prayer is a very powerful activity. Like any powerful activity, it must be done with great care; otherwise the results can be extremely detrimental. We would also be taking the risk of irritating the Supreme by alternately praying for deflation and then inflation because:

Man is but a mortal fool
When it's hot, he wants it cool
When it's cool, he wants it hot
Always wanting what is not.

However, the rapid deterioration in the economy mandates quick action, especially as we know there is a 50 day time lag for getting results. So, even at the risk of irritating Him, let us save the economy by uniting and praying for inflation this time. We have placed our faith in the son of Paul (Treasury Secretary Paulson), and have yet to see any tangible results; let us now appeal to the son of Joseph.



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