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Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Five Famous Funny Life Quotes to Bring on the Giggles

A funny quote has power to turn the worst situation into a bearable one. It is something that can really make difference in your daily life. It makes you bear the toughest situations of life easily. Somehow it reminds all of us that life is for fun and enjoyment. It reminds us about what is truly important about our existence on earth.

A funny quote about life given on a perfect situation can really stimulate your mind. No matter how stressed and tensed you are, reading funny life quotes can immediately bring smile on your face. And when you smile you forgot all of your worries and troubles. You feel a new energy within you. The excitement and happiness that funny quotes on life bring into your life makes you ready to tackle difficult situation of life with optimism and enthusiasm.

Whenever I come across a funny quote that make me burst with laughter, I jot it down. I have a very big collection of funny, inspirational, motivational and humorous life quotes which I am collecting from over the years. It's a good thing to collect famous quotes because whenever you are feeling blue they can serve you as a wonderful counselor.

Here are my Top Five Favorite Funny Quotes about Life to make you rolling on the floor with laughter.

1- Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep. - Carl Sandburg

2- The basic rule of human nature is that powerful people speak slowly and subservient people quickly -- because if they don't speak fast nobody will listen to them. - Michael Caine

3- Life is like eating artichokes, you have got to go through so much to get so little. - Anthony Trollope

4- Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive. - Elbert Hubbard

5- My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other. - Josh Billings



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Funny Pictures For a Good Laugh

When the economy looks gloomy, everyone needs some humor for a good laugh. As the saying goes, "Laughter is the best medicine." That's probably true to a certain extent. Laughter can most certainly help relieve stress. And as we all know, too much stress can be harmful to health. Fortunately, there are tons of free resources on the Internet that will have you in stitches in no time. Let's take a look at some of these resources.

Funny pictures.

There are all kinds of funny pictures on the Internet. Some are based on true events, while others are created just for a few good laughs. For instance, you can find entertainment images of your favorite celebrities. Mostly, these are images that are edited by fans and posted on various humor sites. There are literally hundreds (or thousands) of such images on the web. You just have to know where to look.

Cool stuff.

Cool stuff is entertaining as well. These are pictures that may or may not be funny. But there are very interesting. People tend to circulate such pictures via email to their family and friends because these images look cool. Looking cool means the subject of focus is something that is out of the ordinary. For instance, you may see a picture of a cool robot that is created from scrap metal.

Illusions.

Illusions can provide hours and hours of entertainment. These images are created with the intention of fooling the perception of the viewer. The illusions are mostly created with clever image editing tricks. A single image can be used to represent more than one view - depending on how you look at the picture. Usually, you will need to spend a few minutes on each picture just to be able to see the optical illusion.

Funny kids pictures.

Children are always fun to have around. They get into lots of funny situations because of their innocence. Many children photos don't even need to be edited. The original photos are already pretty funny. Besides, children have the liberty to do anything they want without getting into trouble. So the possibilities for great pictures are endless. For example, a young child posing as a football fan can show the middle finger and look cute. An adult showing the middle finger will certainly come across as offensive!

Military images.

Sometimes, a serious environment can create the most hilarious situations. For those who enjoy military jokes, such images are ideal. Jokes are often based on soldiers and interesting looking weaponry.

Funny people pictures.

Children can be funny, but sometimes, adults get into humorous situations as well. Many of these pictures or snapshots of adults making funny faces. On occasions, you get to see funny things happening to adults in real life. These are usually shots that are captured while an adult is working. During the act, an accident happens (like falling off a ladder). Adults clowning around can be quite funny at times.

Political jokes.

Many people like to make fun of politicians. Instead of adopting a serious view about politics, many bloggers and webmasters create funny pictures of key figures. These images tend to attract more readers.



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I'm 39 and Holding!

My recent birthday dragged "double nickels" kicking and screaming into my psyche. Now, several recurrent thoughts occupy my feeble mind: Sandra Bullock in a wet tee-shirt (although I've forgotten why); honey-flavored pitted prunes (obviously, a desire to remain a regular guy); and, a late night snack with Jack Kevorkian (excuse me, Doc, is that Grey Poupon in your bag?). This sudden awareness of mortality bites like a pit bull in a post office.

In a positive vein, men on both sides of my blood line typically live full lives. Grandpa McCormick died at 93. Grandpa Noble at 95. Averaging these, I figure I've got 39 years left. And if these are Jack Benny's 39 years, there's nothing to worry about. However, a dichotomy exists in our approach to aging today. Supposedly, we're living longer. Heaven forbid if that's the case! If heredity has my clock wound to somewhere between 93 and 95, my greatest fear is that the coming 39 years will be dedicated to avoiding things that might kill me: Fat, cholesterol, sodium, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine.

Those ingredients my grandfathers didn't know could kill them...so they didn't. We're not good at tolerating senior citizens today. Even though they represent one of the fastest growing market segments in the United States, and control billions of dollars' worth of discretionary resources. And, how have they managed to amass and control such great wealth? That's a no-brainer...they've stopped spending it on rich food, good booze, cigarettes and cigars, designer coffee, and all the other stuff that could kill them before they hit 100.

Today, we honk at older folks who act confused at stoplights, turn too sharply, or poke along below the speed limit. We raise our voices when they don't readily understand what we say. We become impatient when they can't make up their minds over chocolate or vanilla. And, we laugh off the compulsive rituals they've followed for most of a century without thinking twice about their actions. Why do we do these things...we youngsters schlepping through Middle Age? Perhaps to convince ourselves we're not like that; although we're headed in the same inevitable direction. We're probably reacting out of fear.

We can't imagine what we'll be like as we approach Old Age, and are afraid we'll become one of THEM. But is that all bad? After all, they're alive. More than that, they're living. When I see an older couple walking - close together, hand in hand -- she might take her purse, give him a shot alongside the head and say: "Straighten up, you old fool!" This doesn't concern me. Although, that's probably my wife and me in 39 years. That image makes me glad...not sad. Anticipatory...not apprehensive. Reassured...not remorseful. Such an image encourages me to embrace seniority, not sulk from it. Besides...my wife hit double nickels nine months before me!



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